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Robbie asked:


…and killed several chickens. I realised before my neighbour did and my neighbour thinks it was a fox. Should I confess because I feel bad but at the same time i can’t afford to replace 20 chickens

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Saco von Zetti asked:


to your house- your neighbor has 17 kids and he keeps making more. By trade he is a drug dealer and a kidnapper. His kids continually sneak into your house and your wife lets them in, feeds and clothes them for doing a little bit of yard work. Finally they move in, They say with the aid of a translator that their father beats and abuses them. Pretty soon you have twenty extra kids sleeping all over the place in your beautiful house. You ask them to leave but they don’t move, Some of these kids terrorize family members. When you call the police they don’t come, you put the rotten 10% in a chicken coup in the back yard. You must keep them clothed and well fed for doing nothing, When they begin producing children of their own, (you may have more than one nieghbor like this, but you didn’t know) 25% must be relegated to the chicken coup. You now find your house overrunning with hundreds of children, the walls are covered with graffiti and both of your children have black eyes and your finances are getting tight but none of them will leave. Your wife doesn’t quite know how to handle the situation, “Well, at least they are handy around the house”, she replies, sheepishly. Pretty soon the power gets turned off and the kids begin burning the siding of your beautiful home in order to keep warm at night. You ask your neighbor to take them back and he shrugs saying, “Senior, I am too poor to support my children and my wife is pregnant again and we couldn’t live if they didn’t bring us some of your food from time to time” When you get back to your home the door is locked and your wife says, “I’m sorry honey,you don’t mind sleeping in the chicken coup for just one night do you?” A week later you loose your job- your boss accuses you of having terrible body oder and wearing filthy clothes,”Besides” he says, “I just hired these two little tikes here and they say they will do your job for two thirds of your former salary. “look;” he insists,” the competition just hired a dozen of them and I have to remain in business.” Yes, but where can they afford to live on such low pay?” you ask. “Well,” he says, looking down, “They all said you wouldn’t mind if they stayed at your house for a while.” Assuming that your local police refused to take any action- what would you do?
The homeowner isn’t hating- he welcomed them initially until they came in such numbers.

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Luk3Th3Duk3 asked:


We have 4 chickens in a chicken coup, with a small run out in the garden. Recently we have noticed a HUGE infestation of what appears to be brown lice. Have liced the coup many times and changed the hay yet the problem pursists to exhasibate. it has gotten so bad they are even on the bin which we have put the hay in. what we would like to know is, is there anyway we can rid the coup of these in the easiest way possibel, Do they cause any harm to the chickens? are they considered a health threat? are the eggs still safe to eat? any answers to the following questions would be greatly appreciated. we live in the uk if that helps to identify species. Many thanks.

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Bria asked:


I know it’s random, but I was just curious….was it bcuz a long time ago, it was used for the chickens not to fly out the coup? =]

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Joita M asked:


I was watching the movie Friday with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker. It was the part when the Mexican Hector came driving by Craig’s house and he was like, “What’s up smokey.” and smokey was all like,”F**k you Hector.” And then they played the scene where Smokey was smoking with Hector and another Mexican and he took too many hits and started taking his clothes off and running in the streets and ended up in a chicken coup. So yeah, I was wondering what is angel’s dust?

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djs_1088 asked:


I have 3 egg laying chickens(have had them for 1 1/2 years).Just recently,2 of them take “turns” running off for a day or 2.The other one(white) is always in her “home” at night.Now I”m finding eggs in different places in my backyard.I have one chicken right now that has been gone since yesterday afternoon.We do have woods bordering our property so I don’t know if they go in there overnight.We look everywhere and can’t find them.They just come back when they feel like it.The one that never leaves is now acting very different,she lays down alot,puffs up her feathers when we look into the coup.She acts upset and clucks loudly when its time for them to “go to the coup” for the night.I thought chickens always stuck together,as they never seperated at all till the last few weeks.Thanks for any info.

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I ? old VW’s asked:


I’m new to ‘pet’ chickens. I’m looking into getting a couple chickens for my kids and for their eggs.

I have a good size back yard in a small town. I’ve heard of free range chickens… what all do I need to know/do to make the chickens a ‘home’? I live in NW Indiana in the Chicagoland region so it gets rather cold here.

What do they eat? Any other tips, suggestions, advice would be GREATLY appreciated.

Thank you!

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Duminos asked:


John Dingell is very close buddies of the UAW and Ford and GM.

He has been fighting against tougher mileage rules for decades.

When Dems say that they care about energy and the environment is that like a bunch of devious foxes saying that they care about protecting the chicken coup?

Are Dems just trying to sucker voters while they protect a gus-guzzling industry and OPEC?

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Deborah C asked:


and if you know about raising turkeys, are they very problematic? what about the males are they mean as roosters?

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lottie_pufferfish asked:


wehave a coup of 14 chickens that where just massacurd!!!! only 3 survived and one has a wound on its head, not bad but she got a concushion ( mabye cull her tommore?)
the fox didnt eat any of them, all head dramas, can we still eat the bodys?????????
i walked up and the fox ran under the hen house, then dad shot at um a couple times, but he ran away. learnen how the shot the gun tommore, ill be waiten for ya foxxy> (;

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